Parvati fasted for 100 years to be accepted by Lord Shiva. Sita sat through the agnipariksha as part of Ram’s experiment. Lakshmi is forever offering Vishnu a foot rub as he reclines on the Seshnaag. Radha weeps all night because Krishna is being a heartless rogue once again. The goddesses are tired of their secondary roles today and have decided to rewrite their stories. So while Shiva sits there and smokes his chillum on a lazy Sunday morning, Kaali is out for blood and she is roaring hungry.